I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.
- Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
- Him: whatever
- *as I turn to walk away*
- Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
- *i turn back to the table*
- Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
- *i leave and come back*
- Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
- His friends tipped me $20
I Got A Red Belt Around My Mind
I’m kicking myself for taking you for granted for all of these years. I can’t believe that I fucked this up.
- Boy: I broke up with her.
- His Best Friend: What happened?
- Boy: She’s just too much for me.
- His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
- Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
- His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
- Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
- His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
- Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
- His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
- Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
- His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
- Boy: Well, she..
- His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
- Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
- His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
So…. I’m getting lonely sitting in my room all day playing xbox by myself so you should all come play with me. My gamertag is sa1nthood. :D